American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 5 Holes (First Impression)

Here are my first impression thoughts of American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 5!

• 10:00 PM - Here we go! Last week was amazing!
• 10:00 PM - Oh wow we're kicking right off with Beverly fear mongering.
• 10:01 PM - Oh damn, her boss is so gonna be killed.
• 10:03 PM - OMG we're seeing all the cult members!
• 10:03 PM - We got Winter, Harrison, Detective Samuels, Gary, Beverly, and RJ.
• 10:03 PM - Okay RJ, I wouldn't be questioning anything if I were you.
• 10:03 PM - I still think Kai's gonna kill one of his own tonight.
• 10:04 PM - Throw in Satanic stuff. OMG that's always the go to.
• 10:04 PM - Yup, they're gonna kill Beverly's boss.
• 10:04 PM - OMG IVY NO! I WANTED TO TRUST YOU BUT I KNEW I SHOULDN'T!
• 10:10 PM - Oh god Ally's seeing holes on herself!
• 10:10 PM - Ally, sweetie I'm so sorry.
• 10:12 PM - Wow, Ivy completely cut her off. Now I know it's cus she's in the cult.
• 10:14 PM - Damn Ivy just completely shut her down in that flashback. They were having problems before she joined the cult.
• 10:15 PM - Aw Ally honey. She's so awkward in the supervised visit. I feel so bad for her.
• 10:16 PM - Oh look, Ivy and Winter hanging out how lovey. Not. I still love you Winter, but no cool at all.
• 10:16 PM - I mean Winter is right. Murder would be shit getting really real.
• 10:17 PM - Wow so Ivy is trying to cause change by fear mongering? I don't think that's gonna work well in your favour hon. Usually when that happens the public shifts more right wing.
• 10:17 PM - Not that I feel the need to explain myself but it's about spreading terror. Latin is inherently scary. OMG Kai lol
• 10:18 PM - Yep. Beverly's boss is about to die.
• 10:19 PM - Damn, this is about to get brutal.
• 10:20 PM - WTF HE HAS A GIMP IN THE ATTIC?
• 10:20 PM - Now they're gonna kill the gimp too.
• 10:20 PM - OMG THIS IS GRUESOME!
• 10:21 PM - Oh no. Ivy is not having this.
• 10:22 PM - Oh god here we go!
• 10:22 PM - Wow they're all just taking turns stabbing him like crazy!
• 10:22 PM - Of course, Beverly's gonna get the last hit.
• 10:22 PM - Ava Satanas, motherfucker. OMFG! THAT WAS BRUTAL AF!
• 10:28 PM - Oh god. I don't trust Kai and Beverly together.
• 10:28 PM - I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA KILL ONE OF THEIR OWN!
• 10:30 PM - Oh no RJ is having trouble at the coffin murder. He's the weak link she's talking about.
• 10:30 PM - Yep! I was right.
• 10:31 PM - Oh no what does Ally see? This poor woman I swear.
• 10:32 PM - Well, Harrison and Samuels are definitely together.
• 10:32 PM - Oh god are they burying Meadow!?
• 10:33 PM - MEADOW IS ALIVE! ALLY PLEASE HELP HER!
• 10:36 PM - COME ON MEADOW GET FREE!
• 10:37 PM - Of course the police are no help to Ally.
• 10:37 PM - DON'T CALL IVY SHE'S IN ON IT!
• 10:37 PM - Goddamnit she called Ivy.
• 10:38 PM - OMG MEADOW JUST TOLD HER THAT EVERYONE IS IN THE CULT!
• 10:38 PM - NO THEY GOT HER AGAIN!
• 10:39 PM - Oh no I don't like how happy Kai looks.
• 10:40 PM - Oh what a shock Kai is winning the election now.
• 10:42 PM - Aaaannnnnnd now they're gonna kill RJ.
• 10:42 PM - Ivy I wouldn't speak up if I were you.
• 10:43 PM - OMG THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT HIM IN THE HAD WITH A NAIL GUN
• 10:43 PM - WTF IS HE GONNA KILL IVY?
• 10:43 PM - Oh, okay she's doing it never mind.
• 10:44 PM - OMG this scene is crazy brutal.
• 10:45 PM - THEY'RE ALL ACTUALLY DOING IT!
• 10:46 PM - And with that final shot from Kai there goes RJ.
• 10:50 PM - Well this should be interesting Kai and Beverly doing the pinky ritual.
• 10:51 PM - Woah! She flipped that on him so fast.
• 10:51 PM - ARE WE GETTING A KAI BACKSTORY?
• 10:52 PM - Wow, Kai's dad is a dick.
• 10:52 PM - It's so weird seeing Kai without blue hair.
• 10:52 PM - Jesus Christ dude leave your wife alone.
• 10:53 PM - Holy shit Kai's mom killed her husband, then herself. That's so sad.
• 10:53 PM - HOLY SHIT DR. VINCENT IS KAI AND WINTER'S OLDER BROTHER!
• 10:54 PM - HE GOT THE PINKY THING FROM DR. VINCENT!
• 10:55 PM - Wow they're actually just gonna leave his dead parents decaying in a room to keep their money
• 10:56 PM - Winter looks cute with black hair!
• 10:56 PM - Wow what assholes they didn't even tell her.
• 10:57 PM - OMG is Kai crying to beverly!?

Well that was Episode 5! This season just keeps getting better! Let me know below how you guys felt watching this episode! Do you think we have some big twist coming or are the writers gonna keep giving us reveals and keep on a similar track? I can't wait for next week's episode!