Here are my first impression thoughts on American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 4!
- 10:00 PM - Here we go! Time for some reveals!
- 10:00 PM - And we're starting with the line to vote.
- 10:00 PM - Adina Porter is back!
- 10:01 PM - Oh look Emma Roberts playing another asshole.
- 10:01 PM - Well aren't you a nasty woman. Damn they're definitely hitting everything.
- 10:01 PM - God Emma Roberts always plays the worst people.
- 10:01 PM - This pussy grabs back! HAHA I thought that chant was great in real life too.
- 10:01 PM - Yaaaasss Winter down with the patriarchy.
- 10:02 PM - Omg Meadow cracks me up.
- 10:02 PM - If Ivy is in the cult and has been doing all this to get back at Ally for voting for Jill Stein I'm so done with her.
- 10:02 PM - Time to see who everyone voted for!
- 10:02 PM - Wow Serina (Emma) lying and then secretly voting for Trump.
- 10:02 PM - Harrison would vote for Gary Johnson lol.
- 10:02 PM - Omg Meadow writing in Oprah I can't with her she's too much lol.
- 10:02 PM - We knew Winter and Ivy voted for Hillary.
- 10:03 PM - And there's Ally voting for Jill Stein.
- 10:03 PM - Holy shit Kai is bringing in the grocery store guy and his missing hand is fresh WTF
- 10:03 PM - Of course Kai voted for Trump.
- 10:03 PM - We knew grocery store guy did too. They should really tell us his name lol.
- 10:04 PM - Welcome to Trump's America, motherfuckers! Well that was legitimately frightening. Dude is holding up his bloody arm and yelling.
- 10:09 PM - Wow, Kai is totally gonna manipulate Harrison hardcore.
- 10:09 PM - You look like you could carry a dead body. Um Kai? That's a weird way to compliment him.
- 10:11 PM - Yep. Kai is totally working him.
- 10:12 PM - Did Kai just offer to take care of his hard-on? WTF
- 10:12 PM - Wow Harrison's boss just looks like a douchebag.
- 10:12 PM - Yep. He's a douchebag.
- 10:13 PM - Wow he makes him clean up the semen cus he's gay? That's fucked up.
- 10:14 PM - Oh shit. The smiley face symbol.
- 10:14 PM - KAI WTF THAT'S DISGUSTING! IN THE SHOWER!?
- 10:14 PM - Apparently Harrison liked watching that though...
- 10:15 PM - Hey! It's my girl Meadow! I hope she's not actually dead.
- 10:15 PM - What's the latest travesty in Trumpland? All of our lives for the past 9 months.
- 10:16 PM - Whelp. There's the foreclosure they were talking about.
- 10:18 PM - Kai is definitely gonna take advantage of Harrison's problems.
- 10:20 PM - Well that pep talk was absolutely terrifying. Kai is so manipulative, Jesus Christ.
- 10:22 PM - No, Harrison. Don't listen to Kai. Don't kill your boss.
- 10:23 PM - Damnit, he killed his boss.
- 10:24 PM - Damn. Kai is good with computers.
- 10:25 PM - Omg Kai just used bigly like Trump I can't lol.
- 10:26 PM - I love Meadow. She walks in on Harrison cutting his bosses head off and just takes a puff of her joint lol.
- 10:26 PM - And there cements Kai's control over them.
- 10:30 PM - Adina is back!
- 10:30 PM - God I hate Serina.
- 10:31 PM - Poor Beverly just wants to get somewhere in life.
- 10:32 PM - Wait. What do you mean 'great to have you back?' Where was she?
- 10:34 PM - Omg that remix video. Poor Beverly though she doesn't deserve to be harassed like that.
- 10:35 PM - Kai leave Beverly alone!
- 10:36 PM - Damnit Kai.
- 10:38 PM - Well, Kai just confirmed that he doesn't actually hold strong political allegiance he just wants to spread fear.
- 10:40 PM - Okay, Beverly saying she doesn't believe in anyone, not even herself is really sad.
- 10:40 PM - Kai is gonna kill Serina to win Beverly over I know it.
- 10:46 PM - And there's the clowns Serina is so dying.
- 10:46 PM - Told ya.
- 10:46 PM - Damn the camera man too!? Just please leave the dog alone.
- 10:46 PM - Okay, good. The dog is still alive.
- 10:47 PM - So Meadow designed the masks!
- 10:48 PM - Well that just won Beverly over. Kai's cult is growing.
- 10:48 PM - Can we talk about how creepy Kai is though?
- 10:50 PM - And there's Beverly stoking fear for Kai.
- 10:54 PM - Wow this Rally is pretty accurate.
- 10:55 PM - Oh god. Here we go with the 'real Americans' argument.
- 10:55 PM - Well here's how Winter knew Ivy.
- 10:55 PM - HOLY SHIT HE JUST ASSAULTED IVY!
- 10:56 PM - Yes Winter come to the rescue! I actually like her even though she's terrible and part of the cult.
- 10:58 PM - Okay, so Ivy knew Winter before she applied to be the nanny. Damnit Ivy are you part of this too!?
- 10:58 PM - Oh hey we're back at that super market.
- 10:58 PM - Oh, his name is Gary. Now I know lol.
- 11:00 PM - Damn! Ivy and Winter just knocked him out holy shit!
- 11:04 PM - Oh, okay they're just gonna leave him tied up so he can't vote. I thought they were gonna cut his hand off lol.
- 11:05 PM - Okay, why is Kai so obsessed with Winter hurting people?
- 11:06 PM - Omg Kai is gonna convince this dude to cut his own hand off so he can vote I stg.
- 11:07 PM - Wow Kai really is playing all political sides. He'll just tell everyone what they want to hear.
- 11:08 PM - Of course he wants to watch him cut his hand off.
- 11:09 PM - Omg he's actually doing it. Kai is now Jigsaw.
I hope you guys enjoyed my reactions! This was another great episode! I think this is shaping up to be one of the best seasons of the show so far! Let me know what you guys thought below!
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