Holy shit! Here are my first impression thoughts of American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 3!
- 10:00 PM - Supposedly this episode is super crazy lets do this!
- 10:00 PM - Well damn, we're starting right off the bat
- 10:01 PM - Feretrophobia. I swear this season is gonna make me look up so many phobias
- 10:03 PM - Oh god this is gonna make my claustrophobia go nuts
- 10:04 PM - NO! ROSIE CAN'T DIE IN A CASKET SHE HAS FERETROPHOBIA
- 10:04 PM - God damnit I hope they somehow survive
- 10:05 PM - I love the title sequence this season though!
- 10:09 PM - Shit. Pedro did die. Ozzy saw it too that's gotta scar him.
- 10:10 PM - What the fuck do you mean that kind of man Colton Haynes? Fuck that detective
- 10:11 PM - Oh no, there's protests for Pedro
- 10:13 PM - Jesus Christ Kai you can't just appear like that
- 10:13 PM - Oh no how the fuck is Kai gonna take care of the mob?
- 10:14 PM - Oh my god the neighbours showed up wearing sombreros! Lol
- 10:14 PM - Did they really just say she executed him? Wtf
- 10:15 PM - He did 23 and Me I swear to god lol
- 10:15 PM - "Your neighbourhood? We were here first!" "Tell that to the Native Americans!" OMG I love this this is wonderful lol
- 10:16 PM - NO!!! THEY FOUND ROSIE'S BODY IN THE COFFIN SHE DID DIE!!!
- 10:17 PM - Woah! It's the green gas from the teasers WTF!!!
- 10:19 PM - Jesus Christ a bunch of dead birds WTF.
- 10:20 PM - They just tell Winter she isn't fired and then she lets a random dude in the house? Seriously worst fucking nanny EVER!
- 10:21 PM - WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NAKED MAN MASTURBATING IN THEIR HOUSE!?
- 10:21 PM - NO, DUDE WHEN PEOPLE SAY GET THE FUCK OUT THEY MEAN IT!
- 10:22 PM - Of course there's a damn ad for a horny man. The fucking neighbours did it I know it!
- 10:26 PM - Okay the therapist is being creepy AF
- 10:26 PM - WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE SMILEY PINS!?
- 10:28 PM - Why did all the protesters move when Kai talked to them WTF?
- 10:29 PM - Okay, I would not want Kai saying he's going to take care of me. RUN ALLY!
- 10:30 PM - Oh look, the neighbours gave Ozzie a guinea pig when he's not supposed to have pets. I'm sure this will end well.
- 10:31 PM - Why the fuck is the detective in the neighbours' house chilling?
- 10:31 PM - WHY THE FUCK IS THE CHEMICAL TRUCK BACK!?
- 10:32 PM - HOLY SHIT THE CHEMICAL TRUCK ALMOST RAN OVER ALLY!!!
- 10:33 PM - Oh look Meadow is doing the fear thing with Kai it's confirmed!
- 10:35 PM - "I'm afraid the man I love is turning on me." "He is. I would. You're fucking irritating." Well damn Kai, tell us how you really feel.
- 10:36 PM - "You want to be somebody? You want to matter? Then you make the world wrong." Um no Kai. No.
- 10:39 PM - Awww they're having such a nice family dinner this is so sweet. It's probably about to go to complete hell.
- 10:42 PM - Oh god, their door has the smiley face painted on it it's starting.
- 10:42 PM - NO!!! NOT MR. GUINEA!!! WTF!!! WHY!!! THIS IS JUST CRUEL!!! HE WAS JUST A GUINEA PIG!!!
- 10:44 PM - "You've been marked by the killer." Well then.
- 10:45 PM - Oh shit the neighbours are marked too.
- 10:46 PM - AGAIN WITH THE DAMN CHEMICAL TRUCK WTF!
- 10:46 PM - HOLY SHIT HE'S WEARING A SMILEY MASK!!!
- 10:47 PM - And now they're spraying Ally after she passed out god damnit.
- 10:51 PM - Now it's Harrison's time to give his fear to Kai!
- 10:52 PM - Rally? You want Meadow dead? Dick.
- 10:54 PM - Oh no, there's video of Winter trying to seduce Ally.
- 10:55 PM - NO, IVY SHE STOPPED HER BEFORE THE ALARM WENT OFF
- 10:56 PM - Shit, she's leaving with Oz.
- 10:57 PM - WAIT, MEADOW'S DEAD!? SERIOUSLY!?
- 10:57 PM - DAMN THOSE COPS JUST SLAMMED HIM TO THE GROUND!
- 10:58 PM - WHY IS THERE BLOOD ALL OVER THEIR HOUSE WTF!?
Well that was quite an episode holy shit! I hope you guys enjoyed my first thoughts! Feel free to comment below and let me know how you felt watching tonight's episode!
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