American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 2 Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (First Impressions)

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Here are my first impression thoughts on American Horror Story: Cult Episode 2!





  • 10:00 PM - It's fucking time lets go!
  • 10:00 PM - Oh shit we're jumping right into this
  • 10:00 PM - There's that damn clown again!
  • 10:02 PM - Of course the clown disappears
  • 10:05 PM - Omg no leave Ozzie alone!
  • 10:06 PM - Okay phew he's okay
  • 10:06 PM - Well damn Ozzie how you gonna brush off Ally like that?
  • 10:11 PM - There Kai goes using the damn video tape
  • 10:12 PM - Fuck you Kai I would definitely NOT vote for you
  • 10:13 PM - Oh god new neighbours 
  • 10:14 PM - Who the fuck is this racist asshole? Poor Pedro.
  • 10:16 PM - Here comes the worst babysitter ever again
  • 10:16 PM - Oh! The Twisty toy!
  • 10:18 PM - So there's the first hint of bees
  • 10:19 PM - Weirdest neighbours ever wtf
  • 10:24 PM - Did she really just reference BeyoncĂ©? They're too much
  • 10:25 PM - Omg he's gay
  • 10:28 PM - No Ally you shouldn't go alone!
  • 10:29 PM - Fuck she went alone
  • 10:30 PM - Girl just stop now
  • 10:30 PM - Fuck
  • 10:31 PM - Oh shit who's dead?
  • 10:31 PM - Oh the racist asshole
  • 10:34 PM - Okay Ally bolting the windows is completely justified at this point
  • 10:35 PM - I don't trust the therapist at all
  • 10:36 PM - Of course they blamed Pedro god damnit
  • 10:37 PM - Theses neighbours are insane
  • 10:38 PM - Why? Why are there so many guns!?
  • 10:38 PM - No girl a gun is a bad idea!
  • 10:42 PM - Ugh it's fucking Kai again
  • 10:44 PM - Okay Kai seriously chill the fuck out
  • 10:44 PM - She's not gonna vote for you you're a racist asshole
  • 10:47 PM - Winter is so gonna try to seduce Ally I'm calling it
  • 10:49 PM - There she goes. Wtf Winter
  • 10:50 PM - OZZIE DON'T TRUST THE FUCKING CLOWNS
  • 10:50 PM - God damnit
  • 10:55 PM - Fuck this is intense they're in the damn house
  • 10:56 PM - Wow Winter! How you just gonna leave Ally alone like that!?
  • 10:59 PM - Yup they're real they cut the fucking alarm wires!
  • 10:59 PM - These fucking clowns I swear!
  • 11:00 PM - Oh god she's gonna end up shooting Pedro by accident
  • 11:01 PM - Fuck. It happened.

Another awesome episode! Line of the night is "Lesbians! We're under attack!"

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