American Horror Story: Cult - Episode 1 Election Night (First Impressions)


Here are my first impressions while watching the premiere episode tonight!





  • 9:55 PM - 5 min! It's fucking on!
  • 10:00 PM - Here we go!
  • 10:01 PM - Holy shit we're getting right in with the Drumpf footage
  • 10:02 PM - "I won't believe anything until I hear Rachel Maddow say it she's the only one I trust!" Omg
  • 10:03 PM - Okay Evan lets calm down a bit
  • 10:07 PM - Did he really just put Cheetos in a blender and rub them on his face? Omg
  • 10:15 PM - Twist is fucking back bitches!
  • 10:16 PM - Wait nope it's a comic
  • 10:18 PM - This speech about fear is literally the core of Donald Drumpf I can't even right now
  • 10:20 PM - Gay Sarah Paulson is my aesthetic
  • 10:23 PM - Poor Ally (Sarah) she has so many phobias I just wanna hug her
  • 10:26 PM - Oh look clowns having sex in the produce aisle cue all "not in front of my salad" jokes
  • 10:27 PM - Okay are these clowns real or in her head?
  • 10:28 PM - The sound design is making this so intense
  • 10:37 PM - Man they really are covering all aspects of this election I was not expecting Ally to be a Jill Stein voter
  • 10:39 PM - Okay Evan is killing it as Kai he's way too fucking creepy
  • 10:47 PM - And there we are with Kai mocking minorities to film a staged hate crime and demonize them this is too real
  • 10:49 PM - Ally saying "Stop tweeting" at Drumpf to her phone is all of us
  • 10:50 PM - HOLY SHIT THAT CRUMPET IS OOZING BLOOD WTF 
  • 10:50 PM - Omg they're trying to brainwash the child
  • 10:51 PM - Oh now clown masterbation lovely 
  • 10:54 PM - THE CLOWNS ARE REAL THE KID SAW THEM
  • 11:01 PM - THE FUCKING CLOWNS TOOK OUT THE NEIGHBOURS
  • 11:03 PM - THEYRE GONNA LEAVE US WITH THE CLOWN IN HER FUCKING BED!?
  • 11:07 PM Preview - Well the rest of this season looks intense AF


Final Thoughts I am super down for this season! The election stuff is a little too real and depressing, but they definitely hooked me!

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